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Second-Hand Life

SECOND-HAND LIFE

I stand by the door of a second-hand store the entrance surrounded by trinkets,

tattered and torn or shining as new laid out for display on this damp overcast day.

I shake off the rain as I enter.

Adjust to the dim does my eyes; look from the floor then raise

to this cavern of treasure, market of junk from the persons who cast them aside.

A volunteer staff at the counter, another sorting stock, hair wild & grey she chatters

with plenty but nothing to say.

Eyes righted – pupil’s wide – searching corners so nothing can hide,

lifting boxes, turning books, search through cloths neatly hung on hooks.

Not much I see on this journey so far “that chest could be handy & so could that frame”

I’m sure at home I have a dozen the same.

A while has now passed; I’ve searched bottom too top, through items of many,

stuff I could use from table mats with coasters too a pair of brown shoes,

nothing jumps out on my trip to the store, same old, same old, just a bit of a bore.

Until I trip upon a lump on the floor, hurts my foot as I give it a boot, I realise it’s harder than me,

under the cover it’s hidden beneath – is a face only mother could love,

twisting my head this way and that, intrigued by this thing as I stoop from above.

hunched and squat, claws gripping a rock it stares with its beady small eyes,

rounded belly it’s not hard to guess which one of us ate all the pies.

Now off to the counter I take my prize, as I walk the street home it’s hard to disguise.

I clean and I spray with a glittery gold, I move it from this shelf to that,

then I remember a gargoyle’s a guard – so my entrance hall its proudly sat.

To my mate who’s so proud of his golden gargoyle, bless him.

Author – Richard Gray

Shopping Spree

A thing you may have noticed when their on a shopping spree, the woman get together like the weekly cast of Glee, with oh my god’s & G.F.T. You’ll never guess what I’ve heard & Jenny’s S.T.D.

They shop to drop then Costa time, then shop a little more; Primark has an offer so their kicking down the door.

Lizzy Duke may dangle from each and every ear, bags of many colours, their arms are laden down, credit cards are screaming – get me too hell out of this town.

But I have noticed this, I think that you’ll agree – the gums that stop the rattle is one thing you’ll never see…hehe

Author – Richard Gray